Prof. Giep-Knuckles gets all franchise with the Jurassic Park 4x4 ride. This ain’t no theme park ride, son! The whole thing is breaking out of captivity and living out in the wild like those angry winged lizards all chewing up Samuel L. Jackson and whatever whatever.
If you see this jeep driving around, you better look over your shoulder. Or just expect that a velociraptor is going to gouge out your kidney and make funky European kidney paté with those curved claws. Big ups to Prof. Giep-Knuckles on this capture, who probably is rearranging your DNA and melding it with a toilet plunger.
haha! genius!
